To get to my house!
Yesterday was one of those glorious spring days. Temperature near 70, sunny, and, while rain was in the near future, it wasn’t here yet so my yard was not a mud pit. Time to get some of the gardening done! Marley and Daisy were in the yard (outside the garden fence…GOOD GIRLS!) playing with a plastic horseshoe they had dug from the trash. In a very un-Marley like moment, Marley burst through the garden fence and charged the back fence at the easement, roaring furiously. She is generally very laidback, I looked up to see what could possibly have set her off. A chicken.

Now, this is not the first time we have seen chickens in the area, despite the fact that we are smack dab in the middle of a major urban center. A neighbor about a block down has a flock. About once a year a small cadre escapes and I see them on the street in the front of my house. I usually herd them back down the street with a broom. It does seem like an awfully long walk for a chicken.
But this was the first time I had seen one in the back. I trapped her in the corner of a fence, and she actually was pretty tame, much more than I had remembered from previous encounters. This should have been my first clue. As I tucked her under my arm I catch a flash of white from the corner of my eye. Oh my. Two more chickens….a white one and a black one. No way I could catch them, I only had one hand free because the other had a chicken in it! I told my younger son, who was working outside with me, to stand and make sure renegade chickens did not get past him as they were basically trapped unless they wanted to fight their way past him. I walked the block down the easement to Ann’s place. Although she was not home, a bunch of chickens were, in a coop with a sign on it that said, “When chickens are outlawed, only outlaws will have chickens.” I checked all around the coop and couldn’t determine an illicit exit point for a chicken. It occurred to me this was not THIS chicken’s home. What would happen if I put a chicken in with a bunch of strange chickens? I didn’t know, and didn’t want to find out. I headed to the front of the house, still carrying the chicken, when someone pulled into the driveway. A woman got out of her truck and said, “Oh man….did my mom’s chickens get out again?” “I don’t know. I couldn’t find how this one would have gotten out.” We walked back, Jenny counted the chickens and said, “Nope, all seven are here, that one is not ours. And besides, ours would never let you hold them like that!” Great. A homeless….but friendly…….. chicken.
We went back to my house to find my son in tears. Marley and Daisy, excited at the prospect of dinner on the fly, had jumped our fence into the easement. Gus, using remarkably good judgment for a nine year old, realized he was more responsible for the dogs than for the chickens, and managed to lift both dogs (25 and 40 lbs!) back up and over our fence. While his back was turned, the two chickens had disappeared.
I put the captive chicken in the bathroom, sent Gus back to walk along the easement in back, while I decided to walk along the street in front. I had barely gotten to the end of my driveway when a police car pulled up. I hardly ever see police cars on our street, and I must have a guilty conscience because having him pull in my driveway really set off some anxiety. He says, “Did you call us?” “Uhhhhhh….no. Should I have called you?” “Someone called us. Is there something going on around here?” “Well, there are some lost chickens loose, but I’m thinking you’re not asking about chickens.” This brought a roar of laughter, and was clearly the high point of his day. ” No, not chickens. Someone called and said someone in a silver Milano was driving up and down hitting people up for drug money. Call us if you see anything.” “Yes, sir.”
A half hour of searching revealed that a neighbor on the other side of the easement, a few houses down, had gotten chickens a several months earlier. They were still getting the hang of it. I returned their chicken from my bathroom, the other two were found hiding behind a pile of mulch. A happy ending this time!